have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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