How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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