Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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