I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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