I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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