I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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