whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Randomize
