so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize
