i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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