real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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