that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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