Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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