I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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