You're completely useless in the revolution.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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