i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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