Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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