yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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