real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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