The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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