Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
