She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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