Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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