Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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