so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You took a bar mat shot.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I can't put those talents on a resume
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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