you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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