if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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