..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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