I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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