I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I need help removing her.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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