im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Randomize
