Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
