i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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