I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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