I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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