Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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