I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up under a house in Key West
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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