Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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