just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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