I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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