I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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