Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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