So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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