Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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