Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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