it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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