Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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