Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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