Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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