So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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