Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
The air taste purple.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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