My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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