Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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