butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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