While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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