i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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