so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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